
I’m going to argue the case that he’s wrong. At least I hope he is. Let’s talk about it.
The Book
This book is an amazing, comprehensive history of American football. Told from the point of view of a super fan, Klosterman. A man who loved and has followed the game almost from birth. He also played. Therefore, the book is also a memoir. It’s presented in the author’s unique voice, or style. Which I’m a fan of. More so than I am a fan of football. However, my football fandom goes further back than Chuck’s. He being born in 1972 and I in 1949. I actually played high school football before he was born.
A Few Highlights
In 1973 the average salary of a professional footballer was $28,000. [In 1973, I made more money than that as a busboy and barback.]
There are more millionaires in Texas than people in Vermont. [Vermont’s population is around 664,000.]
“No matter how much we want to reward smarts and work ethic and intangibles, the body is what turns water into wine.” (p. 111) [So true.]
“The idea, it seems is that if everyone pretends not to notice something, the entire process of noticing uncomfortable things will eventually disappear.” (p.177) [Again, I agree. My mother quoted Eleanor Roosevelt, “If it isn’t mentioned, it didn’t happen.” Moreover, Mom seemed to live by those words. Furthermore, that does seem to be the ethos of today’s power of positive thinking. And confirmation bias. We seem to not even consider facts that are uncomfortable (to our belief.)]
“In the history of humankind, there’s never been an example of an oppressed group conceding that society had improved and their oppression was over.” (p. 178) [In essence, this is what drives the FAE, or fundamental attribution error. Additionally, what I call victimology.]
“The evolution of American culture is in direct opposition to the culture of football.” (p.253) [This is Klosterman’s thesis. Moreover, the popularity of football was not by design; but a happy accident–a confluence of events that nobody planned.] Chuck says, “The way things worked out is the only way that makes sense.” (p. 214)
In Short
Chuck Klosterman reasons that because society, and the media, is pushing a feminized version of values that are anti-football [Peace, love, understanding, kindness, forgiveness, mindfulness. We are all equal, etc. But because (big but), football is entirely masculine to the extreme. I.e. toxic–football is doomed. Which is true – it is opposite of postmodern values.]
Football is, as the author points out:
- Dangerous
- Crazy
- A metaphor for war
- Sexist (played only by men)
- Racist
- Homophobic
- Celebrates violence and pain
- Rewards domination of the weak
- Shuns individualism and identity
- Is authoritarian and militaristic
- Hierarchically controlled
- Uncompromising and demoralizing
- Fascist and reactionary
Therefore, Klosterman says, “Nothing about football is what we want, or what we are told to want, or what we are supposed to want.” (p. 252)
Klosterman thinks that because of several factors, social trends, football will within the next 20 to 30 years go the way of boxing and horse racing. Still here, but hardly what it is now–the most watched, popular, and revenue producing entertainment in America.
The Case For Football
My case for football is rooted in Freudian psychological theory. Specifically, that of the ego defense mechanism of Displacement. Additionally, the death instinct, or Thanatos. Those two elements go a long ways toward explaining why we (many) go bonkers over American football. Watching the game allows us to indulge our aggressive and violent (killer) instincts – safely. Unlike real war which has severe consequences.
If Klosterman is right and football loses its power over the American public, where does that aggression go? Freud, rightly I think, thought repressed emotion would compress until it exploded uncontrollably. That was his hydraulic model regarding psychic energy. In other words, going bonkers over football, especially your team, is “letting off steam” harmlessly. Watching football is the perfect release valve for a world that has gotten out of anyone’s and everyone’s control. Because of the Internet, AI, and the now mediacentric culture.
What do you think? Is football doomed? Or are we? Is there something that could replace football’s catharsis effect on the American Psyche?
